Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Muggers Guide to NU

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The mugger's guide to NU
Tony Evans The Daily Northwestern 5/16/06
Do you want to make money and meet new people? Do you want to be your own boss and set your own hours? Are you an Evanston male age 18 to 25? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, you might fit the profile for a career in professional wealth reallocation.Mugging is one of the fastest growing job sectors in the Evanston area. Northwestern students are an untapped natural resource that could make YOU rich TODAY. And the best part about being a mugger is that you can show up to work drunk. Just follow these simple steps and you'll be mugging like a pro in no time! More.....

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